i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
well the OP did say “slim chance” not “no chance”
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i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
well the OP did say “slim chance” not “no chance”
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Well, children, where there is so much racket there must be something out of kilter. I think that ‘twixt the negroes of the South and the women at the North, all talking about rights, the white men will be in a fix pretty soon. But what’s all this here talking about?
That man over there says that women need to be helped into carriages, and lifted over ditches, and to have the best place everywhere. Nobody ever helps me into carriages, or over mud-puddles, or gives me any best place! And ain’t I a woman? Look at me! Look at my arm! I have ploughed and planted, and gathered into barns, and no man could head me! And ain’t I a woman? I could work as much and eat as much as a man - when I could get it - and bear the lash as well! And ain’t I a woman? I have borne thirteen children, and seen most all sold off to slavery, and when I cried out with my mother’s grief, none but Jesus heard me! And ain’t I a woman?
Then they talk about this thing in the head; what’s this they call it? [member of audience whispers, “intellect”] That’s it, honey. What’s that got to do with women’s rights or negroes’ rights? If my cup won’t hold but a pint, and yourn holds a quart, wouldn’t you be mean not to let me have my little half measure full?
Then that little man in black there, he says women can’t have as much rights as men, ‘cause Christ wasn’t a woman! Where did your Christ come from? Where did your Christ come from? From God and a woman! Man had nothing to do with Him.
If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back , and get it right side up again! And now they is asking to do it, the men better let them.
Obliged to you for hearing me, and now old Sojourner ain’t got nothing more to say.
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Today :) got the top today for four pound fifty, bonus!
Forever reblogging you, my dear <3
jesus christ look at this fucking boy isn’t he gorgeous
i am proud that he once helped give me an excellent orgasm and also pierced my cunt
Patients of surgeon Harold Gillies during WWI and WWII
i remember seeing these photos before and having them in mind when i was reading “My Dear I Wanted to Tell You” which was written by my boyfriend’s aunt and is all about this kinda surgery.
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sometimes i have doubts about how gay i am
bender dysphoria
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headin out to a family thing
The funnel of a tornadic thunderstorm almost touches the ground near South Haven, Kansas, on May 19.
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Sex is not a bad thing. Sex is not evil, or wrong, or dirty. I shouldn’t really have to spell that out (I mean, you’re reading my blog, you know what to expect). Sex is, if anything, a neural thing…
Lenticular clouds over Mount Fuji, Japan. These are stationary lens-shaped clouds that form at high altitudes, usually perpendicular to the direction of the wind.
clouds man
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