Naith Things

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Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

Your temperament is sanguine. The sanguine temperament is fundamentally spontaneous and pleasure-seeking; sanguine people are sociable and charismatic. They tend to enjoy social gatherings, making new friends and tend to be boisterous. They are usually quite creative and often daydream. However, some alone time is crucial for those of this temperament. Sanguine can also mean sensitive, compassionate and thoughtful. Sanguine personalities generally struggle with following tasks all the way through, are chronically late, and tend to be forgetful and sometimes a little sarcastic. Often, when they pursue a new hobby, they lose interest as soon as it ceases to be engaging or fun. They are very much people persons. They are talkative and not shy. Sanguines generally have an almost shameless nature, certain that what they are doing is right. They have no lack of confidence. 

(Source: pipistrellus, via notquiteluke)

Filed under this is the most accurate thing i've ever read apart from the late bit i am NEVER late

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Anonymous asked: Hey! How're /you/ doing? :D

ok i guess? i have herbal tea and then im gonna cuddle my plesiosaur and go to bed

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this is floop. he is a genderfluid diplodocus! he has pockets that he hides in sometimes because he is shy

he is also huge and is my birthday friend

say hello to floop!

floop! they are the cousin of my plesiosaur Flop

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I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

no seriously this thing makes me laugh so hard sometimes. also it pulls up some weirdly obscure tags that I don’t remember using BUT CLEARLY I DID

Yours was glorious. Mine is… questionable.

(Source: daysoffuturepasta, via thesuperfeyneednoshoes)

Filed under I can't write text posts DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY first contact helping him smell a flower please? one of britain's great stately lesbians MY VOICE IS BREAKING GUYS will you hold me stop motion courgette honestly Liz i'm probably going to break my arm

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reviewsbyanerd asked: You should REALLY invest in body safe toys such as silicone, glass and stainless steel. Jelly, Rubber, and TPR toys are porous and can harbor bacteria.

woah wait you think i don’t know that?* most of my toys are silicone or glass, and the ones that aren’t I use condoms with

*I mean don’t you know who I AM?

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Anonymous asked: Oh my gosh watersports is the most annoyingly-named kink ever, when I'm talking to people from America I always forget they don't call it that there and they're like "what, you mean waterskiing and stuff?"... Also, I like the TV show Fringe, and the movie Sphere. Oh and the band Suede. The tags are ~useless~ to me :/

yes seriously omg i don’t care about surfing and stuff i’m trying to find porn